Say what?!?
Here’s a little sampling of all the inappropriate / interesting things my three-year-old has said to me in the last couple of days. It’s like I have a teenager in a toddler’s body. No, seriously. That’s exactly what he’s like. The smart-mouth comments are relentless.
In the car today…
Brogan: Mommy, you wear me out.
Brogan: Mommy, I have had it with you! Uggghhhh…. Gosh…. Oh. My. Goodness….
Brogan: You are not being a good listener! You aren’t getting ANY MORE presents!
The other day when I wouldn’t let him push his own toast down in the toaster…
Brogan: You just took away my sunshine.
Whenever he hurts his self (stubs toe, etc.)…
Brogan: Biscuits and gravy!!!
Feeling very independent and tired of me telling him to share…
Brogan: You need to leave! This is my house and it’s all my stuff.
Ok. Well, there’s a little truth in this one. I am, in fact, living in a house smack full of his stuff.
And about 52 times in the last week…
Brogan: Don’t touch me! I Told. You. Not. To. Touch. Me!!!
Brogan: Don’t talk to me like that!
I think I need a paddle. And some Tylenol. And a beer. Lord help me with this one!

2 Comments
Ebonee
He is something else… lol ! God bless you guys….I don’t know what you’re gonna do when he IS a teenager. Pray? Laugh? Or Drink?
Lori Mainiero
Mine just became a teenager and says pretty much the same things. It’s not nearly as cute ten years later, trust me. I’ll share that beer!